2 posts tagged “youtube”

Because this very well could've been me (sans the turban and the enviable thin frame to pull off those jeans and improvised half shirt. Although I did have a voice to pull off more than lip-syncing.)

And them too. (Dig the cinematography. Nothing classy like a rotating sepia frame. Not sure if I'm feeling the wardrobe decisions.)

And them-- Well, not exactly them. If you haven't already seen it, I just wanted to expose you to the ottoman gang bang horror. Is just me or do you have to hold your nose too, just from imagining the ungodly odors of AXE body spray, musky armpits and ass funk let loose in cramped room filled with teenage boys?

Luckily I was born before computer cams and the internet presented the possibility of having the world as my audience. My only audience were the pictures plastered on my wall, which included photo collages of the Head of the Class cast, magazines rip-outs of Kirk Cameron (before he went all hard core god boy), Madonna, Jack Wagner and John Stamos (Mama was a big General Hospital fan along with her little boy). And that's a good thing. God forbid if the world were to witness the horror of an overweight black boy trying to one-up the brilliance that is the choreography for Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted Snake." My Dad walking in on me was embarrassment enough